Humour: Bumper Stickers

A bad ride is better than a good walk
A gelding in every barn; A stallion in every home.
A horse is the animal to have. 1100 pounds of raw muscle, power, grace, and sweat between your legs- it's something you just can't get from a pet hamster!
A horse without a rider is still a horse; a rider without a horse is no longer a rider.
A woman needs two animals - the horse of her dreams and an ass to pay for it.
A woman's place is on a horse.
Always saddle your own horse!
And the #1 tip for riders- MARRY MONEY!
Ask Me About My Horse! Have you Got All Day?
Back up...I kick!
Bad cowboy! Go to my room.
Be patient! Can't you see my mean old owner is making me push this great big truck!
Beware- The mare
Born to ride, forced to muck
Bounce Once If You Believe In Diagonals
Compete like you're number one. Train like you're number two.
Cowboy Butts Drive Me Nuts!
Draft horses are a ton of fun!
Dressage: C U at X
Driver carries no cash: owns horses.
Forget The Bull, Ride The Cowboy
Geld 'em
Golf Course: A waste of good pasture!
Green riders on green horses make for black and blue bodies!
The hardest thing about learning to ride is the ground!
He knows when you're happy, he knows when you're sad, and he knows when you have a carrot…
HOR$E$
Horse people are stable people
Horsework before Housework
"I never play horseshoes 'cause Mother taught us not to throw our clothes around".....Mr. Ed
I used to have money, now I have horses.
I was normal, then I bought my first horse
If I didn't have a horse, this would be a Ferrari!
If it's not a Thoroughbred, it's just a horse!
If you're going to ride my bumper, you had better put a saddle on it
If your horse says no, you either asked the wrong question or asked the question wrong.
It is best not to swap horses while crossing the river. --Abraham Lincoln
It's Just One Mucking Day After Another
It's only a job if you'd rather be doing something else
Jack Russells- They're football shaped for a reason
Jumping is just dressage with speed bumps!
Just put me back on my horse!
Life without horses is possible but pointless.
Mother Mucker
My horse bucked off your honor student
My horses is more pampered than my husband
My Husband's Paycheck = New Horse Equipment
My other car is a cart
My Quarter Horse just beat up your Fourth Level Dressage Horse
No hour of life is wasted that is spent in the saddle.
No Jumps, No Glory. -- Know Jumps, Know Glory.
No one can teach riding as well as a horse.
One man's wrong lead is another man's counter canter. -- Steven Price
Put something exciting between your legs; ride a horse!
The outside of a horse is good for the inside of a man.
Ride Or Date..... where's my boots?
Riding is life; the rest is just minor details.
Riding isn't a matter of life or death. It's more important!
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between you and the ground.
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy
Silly Cowboy, Trucks are for Girls!
Show me your horse, and I will tell you who you are.
That was a chip Mr Keebler would have been proud of!
The horse stopped with a jerk, and the jerk fell off.
The surgeon general said nothing about smoking the competition!
There are fools, damn fools, and people who remount in a steeplechase.
Throw your heart over the fence and the horse will follow...
Trailer contains horses worth more than your house...I'd stop tailgating if I were you!
Treat my boyfriend as well as my horse? I don't think so...
Welcome to California. Now leave.
Where am I going, and what am I doing in this handbasket?!
Whinnying Is Everything
Whoever said that money couldn't buy happiness didn't know where to buy a horse.
Yes I have an attitude, and the horse to match!
YES! This is my trailer...No, I'm not hauling your horse!
You can lead a horse to water -- but if you can make him float on his back, you've got something!
You can lead a horse to water -- but you can't make him step in it!
You don't have to ride EVERY day, just the ones that end in "Y"